File this story under: You have got to be kidding me.

Peter Hasson reports at Campus Reform.

University tells students to dial 9-1-1 over ‘bias incidents’

Sudents at Santa Clara University are supposed call to report any and all “bias incidents” to 911.

“If the bias incident is in progress or just occurred: ALWAYS CALL 911 IMMEDIATELY,” the university website states.

The university defines a “bias incident” as “a speech, act, or harassing action that targets, threatens, or attacks an individual or group because of their actual or perceived race, color, national origin, ethnicity, religious affiliation, sex, gender identity, disability, or sexual orientation.”

The university website does not provide any examples of “bias incidents” but universities with similar policies included “microaggressive comments” and “writing on a whiteboard” as bias incidents.

A bias incident brochure listed on the university’s website warns students that “SANTA CLARA UNIVERSITY PROHIBITS BEHAVIOR MOTIVATED BY BIAS.”

The brochure states that after a bias incident report is filed, “[t]he University will conduct an in-depth investigation.”