Isn’t it awful when reality defies the progressive agenda?

The College Fix reports.

Black activists’ demands are ‘against state and federal law,’ Mizzou’s diversity czar says

Basketball pep squad publishes its own list of sarcastic demands

The University of Missouri’s new administrators won’t be cowed by attempted mob rule, and its student satirists won’t miss an opportunity to mock protesters, both made clear to black student activists last week.

Concerned Student 1950’s newly updated list of demands would not only violate “state and federal law” but also the university’s established protocols, Chuck Henson, interim vice chancellor for inclusion, diversity and equity, told the group in a Thursday letter obtained by the Columbia Missourian: “The time for demands, threats and arbitrary deadlines is over.”

The Antlers, Mizzou basketball’s unsanctioned and often unwelcome pep group, joined the activists in solidarity Wednesday by tweeting farfetched demands.

Concerned Student 1950’s new demands, included as part of a re-release of its October demands, give specific objectives and stringent deadlines for accomplishing them.

Among them: an “academic bankruptcy program” that lets students remove an entire semester from their records, the “targeted hiring” of black faculty, $250,000 to expand the Black Cultural Center with a “Liberation House,” and the erection of a statue of civil rights activist Lloyd Gaines in the Carnahan Quadrangle—ground zero for racial protests in November.