You know what they say — never bring a dildo to a gun fight. Well, they don’t say that, but someone probably should.

From our parent site, Legal Insurrection:

Campus (Dildo) Carry Protest Planned at University of Texas

Longhorn alumna Jessica Jin plans to protest campus carry in a somewhat unconventional way — by organizing a “Campus (Dildo) Carry” protest at the University’s Austin campus. Jin graduated from the University of Texas last year with a degree in violin performance.

Campus carry, a law that extends concealed carry privileges to license holders on university campuses, was signed into law by Texas Governor Abbott this year.

Using the social media hashtag, #CocksNotGlocks, participants are encouraged to wield dildos to demonstrate the absurdity of campus carry.

Yeah, we don’t get it either.