It’s OK for Carr to offer this critique because Carr is a Harvard man himself.

Who knew?

From the Boston Herald.

Carr: You can always tell a Harvard man

These have been a tough couple of weeks for all us Harvard men.

What? You didn’t know I’m a Harvard man. It’s the veritas. Back in the ’80s, I went to Harvard Law School. Every morning I’d drop my kids off — at the Harvard Law School day care center.

Years later, I became a professor at the JFK School of Government. Well, OK, so I wasn’t exactly a professor, I just conducted a single five-week seminar about, well, I can’t quite remember what now. The first day of class, I had to cross a picket line to get into Camelot High. The pampered pukes were protesting my hiring.

So you can see my Ivy League bona fides are totally in order. Hell, I could even be a trustee at Middlesex Community College — just like Royall M. Mack Sr., who claimed to have an “Executive MBA” from the Harvard Business School when he just went to an eight-week program for which the only requirement was that your $75,000 “tuition” check didn’t bounce.

By the way, to those of you who would doubt my Harvard credentials, I say to you, it’s not like I went to the Harvard University Extension School. That would be Mr. Cameron Shenk, who was recently arrested by MSP’s F Troop after he allegedly fell naked and bloody out of a drop ceiling in a ladies’ room at Logan airport, then fled and tried to bite off an 84-year-old man’s ear.

You know what they say. You can always tell a Harvard University Extension School man. But you can’t tell him much.

Then there are those Harvard Law School students asking to postpone taking their final exams because of the “trauma” of Ferguson and Staten Island. Does this include the Harvard Law student who was arrested last week after he allegedly assaulted some Harvard cops in a law school dorm while intoxicated?


 
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